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anxietydaddy:
“if this isn’t me
”

anxietydaddy:

if this isn’t me 

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in court

oknope:

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

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knightcore:

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*


The Duolingo Owl:

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crxstalcas:

Eurovision 2018

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cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

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rosietwiggs:

rosietwiggs:

rosietwiggs:

when a song sucks but gets twelve points anyway

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When your favorite song barely gets any points

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when australia is in the eurovision

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narcissabllack:

me, losing followers: if you can’t handle me at eurovision you don’t deserve my Aesthetic

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